WHAT. THE. FUCK.
The rarest most illest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire LIFEE
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
OMG ROBERT DOWNEY JR WALKS ON STAGE TO PRESENT AND THE CAMERA IMMEDIATELY CUTS TO MARK RUFFALO. EVEN THE FUCKING GOLDEN GLOBES SHIP SCIENCE BROS. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.
the only acceptable mode of transportation.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
So, after much work and a long day of con going, I was finally able to put together a complete set of pics of my Secret Police cosplay!
I am really happy how this turned out ya’ll. And I even got to take a picture with Jeffrey Cranor!
This set also includes close ups of the patches and the tickets I gave out, both of which were designed by me and custom ordered. The tickets are on actual carbon paper! very neat.
Overall, I am super super happy to finally wear this. It was just a ton of fun.
Imagine living in Night Vale and you’re reading a really great book. And you’re like right before the climax where’s it building up to the twist or the reveal or the solution and it’s getting really good, and you’re on the edge of your seat and you’re almost there and then….
Your book stops working.
As it turns out, all wheat and wheat by-products, for unknown reasons, have turned into venomous snakes, which are crawling all over our small city, causing even more chaos than is normal. These snakes have been described as terrifying, loathsome, and “probably from the bowels of hell itself!” Also: green, and three feet long.
how the hell do you explain to non-listeners why you drew a sandwich turning into a snake especially when you (by which i mean I) can draw neither well
(originally part of a much larger list of things that I doubt I’ll have the spoons to finish)
Listeners if your partner isn’t willing to do the simple blood ritual necessary to seal a marriage contract it probably won’t work out.
Next thing you know they won’t even want to pray in the bloodstone circle with you anymore and it’s all down hill from there.