LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG HAHAHAHA HE REACHES FOR HIS PARENTS HAND IN FEAR LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS COMING HAHAHAHA
*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*
you’ve got time
A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.
i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
This just keeps getting better
Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with
Lets see what its like….
i found myself on omegle
like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone